You Can Take My Life, But You Can Never Take My Caffienated Beverages!

There’s talk about NSW banning the sale of caffeinated drinks because some eight year olds have been chugging them down on the way to school. I am already coming up with catchy slogans for my protest boards, but can’t get much further that “Take Away My Caffeine And I Will Hunt You Down And Eat Your Face”. Catchy? No. True? Yes.