My husband cruelly suggested as I was getting ready to go out last night that I was old, miserable and no longer able to take perfect camwhoring shots, lets just see…
Self portrait with camera at arms length. Check.
Slightly blurry focus to cover up any imperfections. Check.
Artistic MySpace angle, taken from above to cover the double chin. Check.
Pout to imply that I have fabulous cheekbones. Check.
Over processed with ridiculously high contrast, once again to cover up the skin imperfections. Super check.
I think you’ll find that I’ve still got it. Take that bitchez!
