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Mar

Fast Food Fern

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I am slightly obsessed with junk food.

I’m also slightlyfairly overweight.

These two things may or may not be related, but I’m thinking they probably are.

This pregnancy was my hardest and my heaviest. Again, I’m thinking that’s probably related. One of the big goals I’ve set for myself this year, and before we even consider trying to have a fourth baby is to get healthier, get fitter and drop the pounds that I’ve put on through poor food choices and not working hard enough after each baby. I’ve managed to put on 60lbs since Dan and I first met, going from a Australian size 10-12 to a 14-16 and I really didn’t realise how bad I actually looked until I joined in with a weight loss challenge with my online mum’s group and had to take photos in my underwear.

That’s photos OF me in my underwear, not taking photos whilst wearing just underwear, which would be odd yet exciting all at the same time. I propose a movement towards partially nude photographers.

I have back boobs, my bum is barely small enough to fit into my flesh coloured granny panties and I have bingo arms to rival my Nans. I don’t look, or feel, like a 23 year old.

I’ve been working hard on eating better and eating less since giving birth, and I’ve already lost eight pounds, but I feel the need for a definite challenge.

And this is where the fast food comes in.

I vow to not eat any fast food or takeaway until my 24th birthday, on the 21st of August.

That means no KFC, no takeaway pizza (homemade is allowed), no McDonalds, no kebabs, no Chinese, none of it.

Sushi is allowed, as is going out to a proper sit down restaurant or cafe. But every single meal we eat at home must be homecooked.

Our last pizza was on the 21st of February, making it an even six months without take out. I’m hoping this is long enough to completely put me off the taste of fried food and hopefully get me out of the habit of ordering out when I can’t be bothered to cook.

I also worked out, based on our average weekly spend, that this should save us a little bit over $1,000, which of course will go directly into my Lime Green Sofa Fund.

I am putting this out there in public so I can be held accountable (and also because Dan doesn’t think I can do it, in fact he finds the entire idea of me not eating KFC for six whole months hilarious – which is probably is, but damnit, I’ve promised the internet something now so I have to stick to it.

10 Responses to “Fast Food Fern”

  1. Leigh
    06Mar

    Pictures in your underwear, yeah that’ll do it.

    We had turned into fast food junkies here too. Not so much cause I liked it, more I am lazy and can’t cook so it was much easier.

    For febusave we gave it up, and we also started eating healthy in general. We have lost heaps of weight and saved lots of money. I don’t really think about it now, don’t get the cravings or anything. Thinking about eating a quarter pounder or pizzahut pizza actually makes my stomach churn *eww*

    Can’t give up my Chinese and sushi, but they don’t count right?

    Good Luck!
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  2. Morgan
    06Mar

    This is a great idea, Fern and totally along the lines of my goal for this year as well. I relate to going from a size 10 to a size 14 since I’ve been in my relationship the last few years and it’s definitely on my agenda to reverse that trend. Healthy eating and exercise is a must for me.

    I’ll gladly take this challenge with you! :)
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  3. fern
    06Mar

    Morgan – totally holding you accountable now, if I see any tweets about pizza you’ll be in trouble :P

  4. Julia
    06Mar

    Go you! Seriously, I’m half tempted to join you. I’ve actually been going much better since Ben and I broke up. Rather than there being litres and litres of soft drink in the fridge, I buy one or two cans and they actually normally sit there for a few days now, and I’ve had an unopened block of chocolate in the cupboard for a week. Makes me realise how much of MY eating issues weren’t actually mine.

  5. Veronica
    06Mar

    Mmmmm, junk food. Dammit, I’m going to have to go and eat an apple now or something.

    We’re on a very low junk food diet at the moment, more due to Amy’s coeliacs and our finances than anything else.

    Good luck!

  6. Holly
    06Mar

    Wait… what? Excuse me? You’re 23?! Since when have you been 23? I thought you were my age! Or and old person, like… 27 or something (that’s old, right? And for the record I’ll be 26 this year)

    23…. Really?

    Girl you are amazing for 23! I wish I could have had my shit that together at 23!

    PS: I don’t think 6 months cold turkey is the best idea – I think a once a week allowance of a semi-fast food is better, because then you can look forward to it but instead of eating KFC why not try crumbed chicken “nugget sized chicken breast pieces” that are home-made and home-crumbed and baked instead of deep fried? Tastes nearly as good as KFC :) But you’re less likely to break out and binge – which is my problem!

    Good on you and you can do it! I believe in you :)
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  7. Nic
    06Mar

    I did a similar thing at the start of Feb. I saw a photo of me and freaked out… whale would be a nice way of putting it. I stopped eating my daily chocolate, reduced my serving sizes and started excercising 3 times a week. Was rough at the start (sugar withdrawals to the maX) but now I am feeling great!

    So far I have lost 5kg and am fitting into my old clothes (the fat ones – my skinny ones – that I can’t throw out – are waaaay off).

    Not sure if you are interested – but I have being doing the c25k training program – http://www.c25k.com. I love it. At first it was tough, but I am up to week 4 and actually look forward to running. Odd I know.
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  8. Fiona
    06Mar

    Hope it goes well!

    ?Fortunately my body is forcing me away from that crap because it makes me feel ill..
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  9. Jenn
    06Mar

    You can do it! It took me about three weeks to really detox, but once I did, I felt so much better! I never crave sodas or fries anymore.

  10. Jenn
    06Mar

    Almost half-way.. How is it going??

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